We believe the rights of penguins are indivisible, yet not all penguins are created equal. Some are more chocolately than others.
Penguins of the flesh and blood variety should not and should never be asked to dine on their biscuity cousins. Even if they are rather partial to them with a nice cup of tea and a sit down.
Penguin Cannibalism can be linked to many major social evils, including weapons of mass destruction, the grassy knoll and the drug trade in Afghanistan.
Think about it - and stop penguin cannibalism NOW
Penguins: why we fight
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